I'm reminded of that episode of Boy Meets World where they're trying to make this foreign girl popular, so they're telling people cool stuff about her and his friend says "In her country they go to beaches naked. The schools? Naked. And under those clothes? Naked!" XD
Oh my gosh, I was totally gonna do a joke about that! Like, some little kid comes in for their check up and then you just hear in the background "Mummy, no!!! He's got blood all over him! I told you he was scary!"
And I'm also happy you noticed the pencil- so far, you're the only one.
Oh gosh, I don't know! John, being the adorable little hedgehog he is, couldn't have an evil bone in his body! Or could he? We gon' have to get a little less canon here (seeing as your comics are totally canon. THEY. ARE. CANON.) >:3
OMG that means that while they were wrestling at the alley near Irene's place, Sherlock tossed out the explosives from John, they were handcuffed and hold hands and being close at the dark, cramped and solitaire alley and at Buckingham palace... they were naked?
And Jawn insist their relationship is totally straight and not gay at all ~
No, no of course not! There really is nothing gay about that whatsoever. And when John was talking to Sherlock's grave (naked) Sherlock was watching him from afar....naked. My God! They're streakers, too!